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Genderqueer asshole from San Francisco. I like girls, pepperoni pizzas and centrally heated apartments. Inbox me questions, I love talking about junk.


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i’m not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you // kate nash

you are the girl that i’ve been dreaming of
ever since i was a little girl



R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse


when i played skyrim i named my character ‘the cabbage bandit’ and literally all i did was overcumber myself with cabbage and then fight others and keep eating cabbage to replenish my health and see how long i could last i was practically invincible


Vladimir likes running around like an idiot in the desert. He looks like a white dragon rippling through the brush when he does this. It’s awesome…

dezzoi 2013


do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song


[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]