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Genderqueer asshole from San Francisco. I like girls, pepperoni pizzas and centrally heated apartments. Inbox me questions, I love talking about junk.
wario and waluigi are the antithesis of mario and luigi so logically they are the antitheses of plumbers: electricians
my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.
i’m not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you // kate nash
you are the girl that i’ve been dreaming of
ever since i was a little girl
when i played skyrim i named my character ‘the cabbage bandit’ and literally all i did was overcumber myself with cabbage and then fight others and keep eating cabbage to replenish my health and see how long i could last i was practically invincible