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Genderqueer asshole from San Francisco. I like girls, pepperoni pizzas and centrally heated apartments. Inbox me questions, I love talking about junk.



wario and waluigi are the antithesis of mario and luigi so logically they are the antitheses of plumbers: electricians


my grandfather always had candy in his pockets, and one time when I got really sick and I was hospitalized my dad told him not to give me any candy. He pulled out his pockets to show he hadn’t even brought any and I got really sad but as soon as my dad walked out of the room he then proceeded to take off his hat and had 2 chewy chocolate candy toffees and 2 orange fanta toffees, and I’ll never forget the happiness and surprise I felt in that one moment in my entire life.



So I’m moving into a new apartment, and I was told that the room had been damaged, but nothing could have prepared me for the fact that someone had carved Li Shang’s head out of the bathroom door and written “We must defeat the Huns!” on it.


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i’m not gonna teach your boyfriend how to dance with you // kate nash

you are the girl that i’ve been dreaming of
ever since i was a little girl



R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse


when i played skyrim i named my character ‘the cabbage bandit’ and literally all i did was overcumber myself with cabbage and then fight others and keep eating cabbage to replenish my health and see how long i could last i was practically invincible


Vladimir likes running around like an idiot in the desert. He looks like a white dragon rippling through the brush when he does this. It’s awesome…

dezzoi 2013