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Genderqueer asshole from San Francisco. I like girls, pepperoni pizzas and centrally heated apartments. Inbox me questions, I love talking about junk.

 

sexhaver:

westindians:

R.I.P. the actual meaning of the word “aesthetics” 

the way this website uses “aesthetics” is 100% in line with the dictionary definition, what’s the weather like up there on your high horse

soupmuncher:

when i played skyrim i named my character ‘the cabbage bandit’ and literally all i did was overcumber myself with cabbage and then fight others and keep eating cabbage to replenish my health and see how long i could last i was practically invincible

dezzoi:

Vladimir likes running around like an idiot in the desert. He looks like a white dragon rippling through the brush when he does this. It’s awesome…

dezzoi 2013

religiousmom:

do you ever wanna listen to music but every song is just not the right song

seifukucat:

[walks into pet store puppy area wearing a huge coat]

[shuffles quickly out of pet store in a much tighter fitting coat]

hellakingdom:

annabethchasy:

in history my teacher was talking about the greeks and how they didnt call themselves greeks and called themselves “hellas” instead and i couldnt stop laughing because of the idea of greek people saying “we’re hella” what has the internet done to me

My people.